Instant Rimshot To Provide Hours of Zany Antics

Sorry that it's a bit of a snoozer in the news cycle this holiday season, but A-ro digs up quite possibly the most versatile and entertaining website to come along since Retrojunk. Behold! It's instantrimshot.com, which A-ro lauds:

If you need quick access to an ironicly-placed rimshot sound to mock your friends, or a genuinely-placed rimshot to put your great joke over the top, you've come to the right place.

For all those bad jokes you are certain to here while you celebrate jeebus with the in-laws, this classic sound will add to the awkward hilarity. Now, if only someone made a website dedicated to the foghorn sound for whenever someone stinky walked in the room.