Okay, green packing plastic in a basket and some colored eggs. Hmm... I know those things have to do with Easter... so that bunny must have something to do with Easter as well! THANKS FOR THE MOST OBVIOUS CONNECTION EVER, BUNNY.
This might be a new low for you, Bunny. The furtive glance over the basket is a dead giveaway that you hate yourself for what you are doing and you know someone is going to catch on. Well I've caught on, Bunny, and I'm not going to let you hop all over my sense of moral clarity. YOU WILL NOT LATCH ONTO MY FOND MEMORIES OF EGG-PAINTING AND CHOCOLATE.
How did you even get associated with the death and subsequent resurrection of Jesus anyway? Pretty sure there is minimal bunny presence in the Bible. Come to think of it, I can't actually figure out what you even have to do with eggs! What the hell is going on here, Bunny? I already know my Cadbury eggs aren't actually made by you, so it really seems like you are riding some serious coattails on this whole Easter thing. You need to get your own thing, Bunny, a white nose and perky ears is only going to get you so far.
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