Because Porn Was the Original Purpose for the Internet

Amanda Carpenter of Townhall is downright miffed that Larry Flynn is making a porn starring a Palin lookalike. The American culture warriors lost big time on stopping the indestructible sway of easily-accessible DP shots, and should just give up on being outraged. Even Jesus showed up to a porn convention not long ago. And so you don't think I'm leaving out the ladies, check out this 7-1/2" Obama special, which allows you to bring the obamamania into the shower.