From a California pumpkin contest comes this vulgar display of agriculture. How come no one makes "fun for the whole fam-damily" Jack-O-Lanterns anymore? It can only be surmised that these diseased-looking monstrosities are being foisted upon the earth to provide food for our soon-to-arive alien overlords. Young children are encouraged to smash pumpkins on Halloween and Devil's Night to do their patriotic duty for Planet Earth.
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