When in Rome

When down south, unless you are some kind of yankee infiltrator looking to start trouble, it is advisable to listen to country on the radio occasionally in order to blend in a little better. This new Toby Keith song has been getting a ton of play and it's not bad, even though it's a tad mushy compared to his "I Love This Bar" days:

On the other hand, allow me to point fingers at The South for a minute. I was driving down I-95 from Savannah, GA and almost ran into not one, but two refrigerator sized boxes laying in the middle of the right lane. What is this, a third-world country?