(Photo: Getty)Jorge: Bro 3000 man…what, u couldn’t represent at ASG?
Jeter: OH, now ur texting? Breaking my balls bro?
Jorge: ur big man on campus, the papers were killing you
Jeter: love the fans. u know that…Minka had a bash for me in MIA after 3000.
Jorge: nice, let me guess, a cake with 3000 on it. haha
Jeter: and more :)
Jorge: ha… what? can’t I break ur balls once in a while?
Jeter: its not like u, shocked. But funny lol
Jorge: We look good for second half?
Jeter: I think so and u r the heart of this team.
Jorge: u too, u know that
Jeter: hitting is coming for you, when joe plays u lol
Jorge: f u dude
Jeter: you were rolling! u'll get back in then we'll push to the finish line
Jorge: yea,gardy and grandy and even swish is hitting
Jeter: swish can’t stay away long, too many fans to disappoint haha
Jorge: swish? Lol true
Jeter: pressure of 3ooo is off me now,thank god
Jorge: so great bro…
Jeter: thx
Jorge: rehabbing back in tampa must have been hard, huh?
Jeter: really really difficult lol
Jorge: bad weather, tiny house, hot chick.. lol
Jeter: f u dude, now ur breaking my balls again?
Jorge: that house is so small, how do you get comfortable??
Jeter: keep it up and u wont be invited douche
Jorge: now look at who can’t take a joke lol
Jeter: minka told me to be weary of u :)
Jorge: what????
Jeter: messing with you
Jorge: f u dude, u love me get over it
Jeter: ur my bro
Jorge: u too
Jeter: don’t get a big head old man :O
Jorge: y do I even like u
Jeter: hip hip Jorge
Jorge:enough with that
Jeter: hahaha
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